These are the most common questions people who call me
ask, so I thought I'd go ahead and answer 'em for all.
Is Monette's girlfriend, Lisa, also Gaspar's daughter in
Midnight Macabre? Yes, she is.
Is Gaspar going to appear in Something Positive? If he does
make an appearance, it won't be for a few years. Big if.
Are you going to do a fund drive again? Last I mentioned it,
I got about $7000 plus dollars from readers. I feel weird about asking
for money. See, the drive from a year ago was a dare. On the flip
side, I don't turn down money.
Why are you doing three comics? Because I was too happy with
the free time I had.
Did you know you have the voice of a kid? I do now.
I was expecting you to be all mean to me. Why aren't you
chewing me out? Oh, I see. Seven days of rage isn't enough. Now
you want me to give it to you on the phone, too? I'm not your dancin'
Why does the caged bird sing? Because I have incriminating