Dir sir,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about your characterization of my hometown of Boise, ID, as a haven for violent, wanton criminality. Its is well known that the Dick Splitter has been arrested and tried. The Asshole Cleaver remains at large but will soon face justice. The Sphincter Separator still terrorizes the bench area but will quiet down if everyone just ignores him and, as for the Pecker Discombobulator, it’s just a phase it will pass.
I’ve had media invade my dreams before. Surprisingly, Back to the Future was not as much fun from the inside.
(rather glad he lives in Massachusetts, far away from dick splitters)
He’s in Texas now. Boston was years ago! I would argue that neither state is safe from dick splitters, though.
This is blatant Illinois Enema Bandit erasure.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon
My brain automatically makes alliterations out of things. Now I have the boner bisector of Boise banging around my brain.
I knew better.
I really did.
And yet I googled it.
Dir sir,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about your characterization of my hometown of Boise, ID, as a haven for violent, wanton criminality. Its is well known that the Dick Splitter has been arrested and tried. The Asshole Cleaver remains at large but will soon face justice. The Sphincter Separator still terrorizes the bench area but will quiet down if everyone just ignores him and, as for the Pecker Discombobulator, it’s just a phase it will pass.
Seriously though, why do the narrators of true crime and horror fiction always have such soothing voices?
Because they’ve just added to their basement body count. Takes off a lot of stress that way.
Even better, is sleeping in separate beds. Makes stealth-proofing that much easier.
Having lived near Boise in the past, a dick splitter might actually improve things
We do indeed have enough shit going on. Keep them dick splitters in Reno thanks. <3